Ragging Rage

Ragging took its beginning in about 300 B.C in Greece when the senior athletes started to tease the newly admitted ones. It remained as an art form and is even continued now providing ample opportunities to freshers for their overall development. But it is to fast becoming extinct now by the action of the Supreme Court and successive governments by banning it and the crackdown by the police. Even the juniors are not showing interest these days. The days when we got ragged by our seniors were the most thrilling and entertaining ones, though fear was also there in between.

Our hostel warden gave us a brief introduction that ragging is strictly banned and for any complaints we had to consult the hostel secretary. Secretary who nodded his head for every word after some time came to every room and threatened each of us that no complaints should be heard. And that was how we got to know our hostel and situations better.

And these were the days when we learnt the meaning of the word ragging (since we had to by-heart the dictionary meaning as it was written all over the hostel as a warning to seniors). Day after day every evening when we returned to the hostel there were the series of entertainment. Our first job was to throw our under-wears on to the electric tube and blow it from the floor to make it fall down. Meanwhile the next person would have already took hold of us and make us shave whatever we have left over our face. In the midst there would be blue-film shootings and speeches, action songs, mimicry etc.

It was during these days that we learnt the MH anthem and prayer songs. The prayer song was later sung as a carol during Christmas time by all of us, visiting all the senior’s rooms. An action song with the Santa Claus wearing the lab coat and all of us our under-wear over our head (so that we don’t get by the rain which is actually imaginary)

And on yet another day we were all herded to the college union meeting which was actually that of Students Federation of India, the communist students’ party. And we were late to the hostel and missed the juniors only bus to hostel. When we reached there was everyone waiting for us. We were prone to ragging if we just stepped out of the steps of hostel (doesn’t mean it was that safe inside). And I became a victim for them. I had to collect coconut from all the trees which were actually the windows around the hostel. And the usual imaginary cricket where I was the bowler, batsman and even the fielder and umpire as well as the commentator.

And later I found a way to get rid of some of these acts. In the evening one could go to some spiritual or religious meetings where there was no ragging at all. And exhibiting the gag reflex which we had just learnt in the mess hall when one was overloaded with food. But what we could not get over with was the money escaping our pockets for the food items, cigarettes and all sort of things (and for one among us even sanitary napkins)

Day One – God said

The day when we all were proud to be a member of this great college… standing up with heads raised beyond imagination for the oath and flushing all the time. Again discussing about the rooms in the hostel and murmuring’ hope we all are in room’. Meanwhile parents speaking out their ragging experience and at last with a sigh ”anyway that all can’t happen now”.

Anyway with a small place for fear we stepped into the one and only Men’s Hostel. Though the condition is no better but it was better than what we could manage….Walking between the green walls of the corridor rushing for a room we never could imagine what is to happen next. Everyone running about to occupy the best rooms and to carry the best tables and chairs some with the label Gordrej( if you thought it was a spelling mistake.. NO!!) Chairs instilling in our minds thoughts of the peacock throne… but all told it was better than what they had in the past,

And it was time for the parents to leave,,, at last making us think cant they leave now and at least the advices will come to an end..
Now we into the hands of our warden as told by our professors but actually into the hands of the seniors( experience teaches). Hours pass making friends and complaining about what we don’t have…

Its time for the game to start. TIME FOR MESS announced the one called security.. And into the mess when we learned many…..no learned to make words that were not in the dictionary actually all rhyming and beautiful until you find their meaning. And you are called by one to sit near him. he asks you to ask the name of other and the other……( no not all have to be explained,,, these are all trade secrets which has to be revealed in the years to follow) No you cant eat the porottas which were once your favourite,,,, no you cant eat even a piece more and you think the chicken piece starts to taste bitter. and then the one caring senior near you puts three porottas more in your plate and the desperate you tries to fill your mouth and not stomach anymore… Your trials to at least have a vomit all ends in vain since it has been tried many a times over the years. If its kindness well with something like that the one opposite to you gives you permission to rise after issuing a warning that not this T-shirt any more!!!

OK its better to run to the room now. and the knocks on the door by whoever going to the mess. Which should never be answered since if the door opens it would never close again that night.